ABC News: Top Stories

• Sitdown or Smackdown? Dems Scramble to Avoid Brokered Convention
  Party seeks to avoid a showdown in a modern equivalent of a smoke-filled room.
• Spain's Socialists Win Re-Election
  Spain's Ruling Socialists Win General Election in Endorsement of Program of Social Change
• Studies: Iraq Costs US $12B Per Month
  Studies: Iraq War Will Cost $12 Billion Per Month in 2008, Tripling Rate of War's Early Years
• AP Probe Finds Drugs in Drinking Water
  AP IMPACT: Pharmaceuticals Found in Drinking Water, Affecting Wildlife and Maybe Humans
• Mom of Auburn Slaying Suspect Apologizes
  Mother of Man Charged in Auburn University Student Death Offers Apology to Victim's Family

Bloomberg: Financial News

• ADV: Le PCC: Podcast de la Cabane au Canada
  Le PCC vous emmène en balade dans Montréal et parfois un peu plus loin...
• Bank of Communications Chairman Says HSBC Applied to Raise Stake to 40%
• Bank of Communications Chairman Says HSBC Applied to Raise Stake to 40%
• Bank of Communications Chairman Jiang Says HSBC Has Applied to Raise Stake
• Carlyle Capital Says Lenders May Already Have Sold Collateral Backing Debt
• HSBC Shares Increase in Hong Kong as Investors Judge Losses are Overdone

The Atlantic (free articles feed)

• The Angriest Man In Television
• The Night Shift
• Penetrating the Great Firewall
• The Case for Mr. Not-Quite-Right
• One Nation, Under Gods
• Crossers

Counterpunch

• Uri Avnery: "Kill A Hundred Turks and Rest": The Five-Day War in Gaza
• Col. Dan Smith: Scoring the "Surge" and What Lies Beyond
• R.F. Blader: Why "Lock Them Up and Throw Away the Key" is Losing its Sheen
• Michael Neumann: The One-State Illusion: More is Less
• Bob Fitrakis and Harvey Wasserman: Did the Republicans Give Hillary Her Victory in Ohio?
• James J. Brittain: Anti-Uribe Protests in Colombia and the World

Dave's Daily

AP - Strange News: CBSNews.com

• Man Steals Car To Turn Himself In
  A western New York man faces grand larceny charges after being pulled over in a car that he said he…
• Venezuela Backs Off Banning Odd Names
  Venezuelan officials withdrew a proposal to bar parents from giving their children names like Edigaith, Mileidy or Superman, the state-run…
• Santa Says Return Snow White And Grumpy
  An officer by the name of Santa has told two men they need to return Snow White's body and find…
• Police Decide Titus The Dog Is Too Wimpy
  The Sequim Police Department has decided to get rid of Titus the drug dog because he's simply not aggressive enough.…
• Woman Gored By Deer At Hunting Preserve
  A woman studying wetlands for an engineering firm was gored by a deer at a hunting preserve. Jamie Detweiler, 35,…

Daily Show Headlines

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Colbert Report Videos

• Recap - Week of Mar 3
  Highlights from the world of Stephen and his guests.
• Intro - 3/06/08
  House Democrats refuse to renew a wire tapping bill -- sounds like someone’s got something to hide.
• Hot Dog with the President
  John McCain has ruined Stephen’s life-long dream of having a private, presidential hot dog lunch with George W. Bush.
• The Word - AT & Treason
  Call your congressman and tell them you want America to be protected. Call anyone -- the right people will be…
• Cheating Death - Surgery
  Stephen's motto is: If you can cut a steak, you can remove a gall bladder.

Joke of the Day

• Donkey and Onion
  What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to…
• Under the Influence
  A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed…
• Irish Pub Sausage
  Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only…
• Babe-raham Lincoln
  An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered…
• My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
  A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you're first," she said. "What…
• Animal Wackiness
  What's the easiest way to put a giraffe in a fridge? By opening the door and putting it in.

HumorInk

• 02/29/2008: Accomplishment.
• 02/28/2008: ation.
• 02/26/2008: I.O.U.
• 02/22/2008: Sub prez.
• 02/21/2008: McCain missiled.

Suck.com

• 1999-03-08: House Divided · The battle for the soul of the GOP and other nonsense
• 1999-03-05: Urban Hipsters · Little, Yellow, Different
• 1999-03-04: Hit & Run CLXVIII · eBay's Achilles' heel, appleimac.com, Ebert's new partner, and the long arm of Suck

Ultimate Sports Feed

• Ducks: Giguere continues to stand strong
  The News Jean-Sebastien Giguere stopped 20 of 21 shots as he helped lead the Ducks to a 3-1 win over…
• Avs can't solve Turco, Stars
• Ducks down Habs for 7th straight
• Forsberg (groin injury) sits out for Avalanche
  Colorado Avalanche center Peter Forsberg missed Sunday night's game against the Dallas Stars with a groin injury. He was listed…
• Sharks win their ninth straight
• Crosby's Pens pull away from Ovechkin's Caps